Its thanksgiving tomorrow and I am in NY.
At the Boom Boom Room. Kind of hoping I was Boom Booming...but that's not the case. Boom Boom is in the Standard hotel, but who gives a shit. I'm with friends and family.
No one of any importance is here because they are either on their private jet or flying coach to meet with family.
I am not impressed.
Decor is nice but the cocktail waitresses and hostess uniforms are much more exciting to me.
Excuse my vulgarity. I've had one too many Pimms and I'm composing this in the loo- doing the god awful balancing act us women do with our knickers pulled down to our knees and squatting in the air as to not have our ass touch the filthy seat of the toilet.
I'm balancing pretty fucking well considering I'm a bit tipsy and wearing these uncomfortable over priced platform heals.
Who gives a shit.
Anyway, I'm done.
At the Boom Boom Room. Kind of hoping I was Boom Booming...but that's not the case. Boom Boom is in the Standard hotel, but who gives a shit. I'm with friends and family.
No one of any importance is here because they are either on their private jet or flying coach to meet with family.
I am not impressed.
Decor is nice but the cocktail waitresses and hostess uniforms are much more exciting to me.
Excuse my vulgarity. I've had one too many Pimms and I'm composing this in the loo- doing the god awful balancing act us women do with our knickers pulled down to our knees and squatting in the air as to not have our ass touch the filthy seat of the toilet.
I'm balancing pretty fucking well considering I'm a bit tipsy and wearing these uncomfortable over priced platform heals.
Who gives a shit.
Anyway, I'm done.
I have to pull up my draws without dropping my mobile into this piss infested toilet bowl....
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